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Lyris Nairn
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Posted - 2011.11.11 08:45:00 -
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I am Sky Captain Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com, and I have interrupted my war on the Dread Pirate Captain Morgan Stanley Dean Witter Spiced Rum to approve this product. Burn them all. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3299
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:01:00 -
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Chopper Rollins wrote:Histrionic fascist overdone rhetoric, check.
Hitting people who can't hit back, check.
Spontaneity and new ideas.....uh.
Remember kids, extremes are where you go when you run out of ideas!
Lurking the HAG4 channel was a guilty pleasure, sometimes mouthy, thick, ignorant people allow me to feel like some sort of superior being. Will be mining every day of this new (old) event.
Excuse me sir, but are you aware that chiming in on the first page of a thread to extol the lack of originality in its concept is itself an action that is woefully lacking in originality? I just thought that I would let you know, in case you didn't know, so that in the future you can take care to avoid making yourself look foolish in quite that particular way. I really do love your goggles, though! Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3302
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:40:00 -
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This is what happens when goons become bored. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3302
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:46:00 -
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Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:This is what happens when goons become bored. I was a goon once on my first account, true story. Do you have stairs in your home? Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3302
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:54:00 -
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Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:This is what happens when goons become bored. I was a goon once on my first account, true story. Do you have stairs in your home? Battlestars best stars. Where we are going, we won't need stairs. So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3306
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:55:00 -
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Mr Bigwinky wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:This is what happens when goons become bored. I was a goon once on my first account, true story. Do you have stairs in your home? Wow, that IS old. But is admitting such things really something to be proud of?  - Winky GÖÑ Didn't you know? Something Awful was once a "proud and truly great community," according to a random EVE pubbie. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3306
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Posted - 2011.11.11 10:57:00 -
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Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote: So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me.
it's a long story, I'll tell it to you someday. for now however, do we want freighter/orca gank achievements again this round? Yes please. But you shouldn't let goons play. They use unfair griefer tactics. :ohdear: Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3306
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Posted - 2011.11.11 11:00:00 -
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Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote: So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me.
it's a long story, I'll tell it to you someday. for now however, do we want freighter/orca gank achievements again this round? Yes please. But you shouldn't let goons play. They use unfair griefer tactics. :ohdear: my rule has always been: Don't care who blows it up or how, so long as it does. I'm the only person not eligible for prizes :'( I have to respect you choosing not to reward a former BTLS Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3354
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Posted - 2011.11.11 21:10:00 -
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Jovan Geldon wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:
I was a goon once on my first account, true story.
Do you have stairs in your home? Battlestars best stars. Where we are going, we won't need stairs. So you were not a goon at all is what you are telling me. I guess some people aren't protectedNot me though Never not be not protected. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3354
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Posted - 2011.11.11 21:10:00 -
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Chandaris wrote:ALLLLAAAHHHH AKBAR! Wrong gimmick. Get with the program. This year we are pirates. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3354
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Posted - 2011.11.11 21:11:00 -
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Elise DarkStar wrote:Who? What? Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4233
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Posted - 2011.11.13 10:44:00 -
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Kharthis Jian wrote:He did not come in the dawning; he did not come at noon; And out o' the tawny sunset, before the rise o' the moon, When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moor, A red-coat troop came marchingGÇö MarchingGÇömarchingGÇö King George's men came matching, up to the old inn-door.
II
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead, But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed; Two of them knelt at her casement, with muskets at their side! There was death at every window; And hell at one dark window; For Bess could see, through her casement, the road that he would ride.
III
They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest; They had bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast! "Now, keep good watch!" and they kissed her. She heard the dead man sayGÇö Look for me by moonlight; Watch for me by moonlight; I'll come to thee by moonlight, though hell should bar the way!
IV
She twisted her hands behind her; but all the knots held good! She writhed her hands till her fingers were wet with sweat or blood! They stretched and strained in the darkness, and the hours crawled by like years, Till, now, on the stroke of midnight, Cold, on the stroke of midnight, The tip of one finger touched it! The trigger at least was hers!
V
The tip of one finger touched it; she strove no more for the rest! Up, she stood up to attention, with the barrel beneath her breast, She would not risk their hearing; she would not strive again; For the road lay bare in the moonlight; Blank and bare in the moonlight; And the blood of her veins in the moonlight throbbed to her love's refrain .
VI
Tlot-tlot; tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear; Tlot-tlot, tlot-tlot, in the distance? Were they deaf that they did not hear? Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill, The highwayman came riding, Riding, riding! The red-coats looked to their priming! She stood up, straight and still!
VII
Tlot-tlot, in the frosty silence! Tlot-tlot, in the echoing night! Nearer he came and nearer! Her face was like a light! Her eyes grew wide for a moment; she drew one last deep breath, Then her finger moved in the moonlight, Her musket shattered the moonlight, Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned himGÇöwith her death.
VIII
He turned; he spurred to the West; he did not know who stood Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood! Not till the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear How Bess, the landlord's daughter, The landlord's black-eyed daughter, Had watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there.
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Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky, With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were his spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, When they shot him down on the highway, Down like a dog on the highway, And he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat.
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And still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees, When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas, When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor, A highwayman comes ridingGÇö RidingGÇöridingGÇö A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
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Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard; He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred; He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there But the landlord's black-eyed daughter, Bess, the landlord's daughter, Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
I just played Loreena McKennitt's rendition of this poem/song as a result of reading your post. Thank you so much! Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.13 10:45:00 -
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Helicity Boson wrote:I think Lyris should be the super-duper-official comissioned Herald of Hulkageddon. Is this a, uh, paid position? I do not do free endorsements, it's one of the conditions of my Licence to Post.
Self-assisted snipes are totally a thing that I do, being even so bold as to retroactively edit in a snipe.
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
4246
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Posted - 2011.11.14 00:08:00 -
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Jack Carrigan wrote:Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.
Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.
Discounts offered for larger orders. I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please.
This is not a troll.
edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.14 00:18:00 -
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Mortis vonShadow wrote:Neeb Neeb Nanu wrote:Nerf Lyris Buff Lyris (+10% to posting power - +5 post per thread starting - +5 post per response post) My posts are augmented. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.16 06:59:00 -
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Jack Carrigan wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Jack Carrigan wrote:Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.
Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.
Discounts offered for larger orders. I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please. This is not a troll. edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons. Dear sweet baby Jesus... I'll be mining for the next 10 years just to get the minerals to build that many hulls. Well, looks like I need to get to work. I will expect a massive bulk order discount. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.16 17:07:00 -
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IGNATIUS HOOD wrote:Helicity Boson wrote:Andski wrote:brought to you by technetium powered by GoonSurance (tm) "Like the neighbor you wish you didn't have, GoonSurance is always around burning down your stuffs?" Try it again, this time with feeling (and proper grammar). Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.16 17:26:00 -
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I've never made good posts; I've never made bad posts; I ain't never did anything out of the blue. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.16 21:18:00 -
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Andski wrote:Hero Tackler wrote:Andski wrote:brought to you by technetium I heard a rumor that Mittens is friends with xdeath and they cut a deal to split RMT profits since blue ice is all up in the drone regions and if Goons block the high sec stuff it's better than usual RL dollars, is this true? Are Goons and Mittens working in conjunction with the Russians?? The peasants want to know! because ice mining is so profitable Don't listen to Andski, he is just trying to hide the truth from you. Blue Ice is where it's at and we are about to buy Mittani a summer home in Vancouver with the proceeds from this unholy alliance of Goons and Russians (because the two are mutually exclusive and we've never had a shared history with them in the past). Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.17 03:16:00 -
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Jack Carrigan wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Jack Carrigan wrote:Lyris Nairn wrote:Jack Carrigan wrote:Contact me in game to arrange for construction of Thorax-class Cruisers for use in the event.
Will offer competitive pricing. First come, first serve.
Discounts offered for larger orders. I would like to purchase 9,800 Thorax-class cruisers, please. This is not a troll. edit: Adjusted the number as to what could reasonably fit into a scalable number of Charons. Dear sweet baby Jesus... I'll be mining for the next 10 years just to get the minerals to build that many hulls. Well, looks like I need to get to work. I will expect a massive bulk order discount. Well, apparently I made someone mad with this. Getting the minerals is going to be a pain in the *** due to current war dec. Need to clean that up first, and then will work on producing Thorax hulls. But I don't think 9800 is going to happen. I will accept 980, if it is at the same discount I would have received at 9800. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.17 09:23:00 -
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It has just occurred to me that Hulkageddon, while catchy, hasn't nearly the name recognition as Hulkamania. Since this is an event in EVE Online and doesn't actually exist anywhere, I wonder if it would be possible to steal and refurbish the label "Hulkamania," without legal repercussions to include being leg-dropped by Hollywood Hulk Hogan for the hubris. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM Theta Squad : Best Squad |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.23 08:56:00 -
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Thrasher, because it's a goldfish. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.11.30 20:44:00 -
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Jean Starwinds wrote:The extra large cargo service will not accept contracts while this event running. The express service will accept small cargos, but we will be charging low sec shipping for all high sec cargos with a max load of 3,700 m3. What are you talking about? Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5143
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Posted - 2011.12.13 01:11:00 -
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Tasiv Deka wrote:I am thinking of finishing my orca training to act as a ganking ship dispenser. Any potential gankers interested in this service? I am interested in ganking your Orca. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5450
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Posted - 2012.01.03 13:52:00 -
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Intar Medris wrote:Kestrix wrote:Well I'm having fun already... Four members of Gunpoint Diplomacy failed to kill my Hulk... who say's mining is boring? Sometimes it can be absolutely hilarious given what you just witnessed. I even heard today two people in Rifters tried to gank a Hulk. Sir, am I to understand that you are openly, wantonly, and with malice aforethought, speaking ill of the most esteemed Rifter-class Minmatar space frigate? Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5461
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Posted - 2012.01.04 00:10:00 -
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Minta ConthaGÇö
Per The Mittani: "Death to all miners," and also, "There are no blues mining".
I believe the conclusions to be drawn are quite clear. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5465
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Posted - 2012.01.05 05:48:00 -
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Minta Contha wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:Minta Contha wrote:Are participants supposed to attack the Goons they see mining in nullsec too? I just want to know because if I blow up a Goon in a Hulk, then the Goons pay insurance, do I get points for the forthcoming Goonscam 2012TM event? If you can find a Goon mining anywhere let me know. Someone posted a screen shot in the other thread. If you blow it up really big you can see you waving out of the window of your Hulk. Assuming for the sake of argument that your allegation is true, I see no reason why prospective participants would not elect to shoot down these hypothetical, GoonWaffe-affiliated mining ships that you describe. There has so far been no correspondence even suggesting that GoonWaffe or her allies would be exempt from the event, and there have in fact been public announcements from our coalition leadership to the effect that anyone caught mining will be shot on sight (without regard to this upcoming event). Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5468
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Posted - 2012.01.05 07:25:00 -
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The definition of "Goon" in the mind of anyone making an argument against us is very broad; in fact, there are much fewer Goons play EVE Online than most people seem to believe, and this in spite of the fact that I frequently try to correct these misconceptions. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.05 07:56:00 -
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That's presumably why you love me so much, that or the smiley faces. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
5620
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Posted - 2012.01.08 02:52:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Amun Khonsu wrote: No it doesn't. Try building anything bc and above (or bulk frigs to cruisers) from reprocessed mission loot. Manufacturers do not manufacture the bulk of their ships from mission loot.
Sure they do. When they buy cheap minerals off the market in Jita they don't know or care where they came from. Pretty much this right here. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
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Posted - 2012.01.08 15:57:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:I got tired of idiots taking my legitimate courier jobs and going and getting themselves blown up so I tend to do my own hauling now. Red Frog is pretty good about not dying. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |

Lyris Nairn
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Posted - 2012.01.21 04:39:00 -
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That sure was a lot of words to tell us how awesome you are. Sky Captain of Your Heart; Lyris Chronicles of Narnia in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet dot Com; Good Poster Extraordinaire and Spacebook Superstar : RIFTERSWARM I am the Pubbie Whisperer |
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